Worst. Experience. Ever.

Got drunk one night then went home with the girlfriend. She started bitching out about nothing, and after 30 minutes of her yelling at me, I slap her, then slit my arm from wrist to elbow. The cops show up and I take an ambulance ride to the ER, where I spend 5 hours without a cigarette. 60 stitches later, I get escorted to the psyc ward where I'm freaking out, because it's at night and the hallways are empty and I think I'm gonna run into some crazy fuck. Then, I spend the next 15 minutes talking myself out of a custodial stay.

It took me over a year after that to realise that my girlfriend was a bitch and deserved to be slapped.