Wednesday, 14 January 2009

Backstory: There's a bar I frequent on Fridays usually with co workers. Well about 6 weeks ago we're hanging out, getting plastered and there's been this guy there who's been hitting on me for months. I get shitfaced and I let him drive me home. Well we're in the car and he's trying to feel me up and I don't want any of it. So I tell him I'll give him a BJ if he stops. So I'm sucking his dick and he cums, I swallow like a good girl but his cum just tasted nasty and I end up throwing up all over him. He's like "it's fine, it's cool" whatever. I stumble to my apartment and pass out.

So next Friday there he is at the bar but this time he has flowers for me... He thinks we're like a couple now. He gets mad when I refuse him and then very loudly he's all "well why did you suck my dick and then puke all over me!?" About everyone in the bar stops and looks at us. I take the flowers out of his hand and smack his face with them the loudly and drunkenly I said "because I felt sorry for you asshole!" which was kinda true but not anymore. He storms out with the entire bar laughing at him.

I haven't seen him at that bar or any of the others nearby since.

See the thing is, he's an attractive guy but he's just as dull as a rock. No personality what so ever.

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