Worst. Experience. Ever.

when I was a little kid I was playing with these hot peppers my neighbor was growing; just smashing 'em, whatever, little kid shit. Anyway, I eventually went to go take a piss, not realizing that the pepper juice still on my hands would do anything.

MY DICK BURNED. FOR HOURS.

My grandma (who was babysitting me at the time) found me crying, stark naked in front of a rotating fan. I was trying to cool my dick off. Awkward.